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Saturday, March 17, 2007

When Software Plans Your Marriage

Imagine if your all headache removed by one software which can take care of your marriage planning.In India it could be quite handy as millions of marriage happen here:
"Top 5 reasons to buy Marziplanner
1. Gets you super-organised so you love being engaged2. Saves you precious time and helps eliminate stress3. Keeps all your wedding details in the one easy to find spot4. It's the best and most comprehensive planner available5. You can plan like a pro with all the best tools and advice".Read More.

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Angelina Jolie Meets Lalu Yadav

Angelina Jolie meets Lalu Yadav.As she love to adapt children so lalu called or invited to come and see The Great Bihar where she can hunt for next adapting child.
After reaching Bihar Joile:
A.J:Laluji you said there is lot of child whom I can adapt but I found since I'm here that there are more buffalo than children why?
Lalu:arrey aap samjhi nahi ka iss sab hamar ladka ke tarah hai (These buffalo are like a children to me). (Political Play)
A.J:What?
Lalu : haan(yes).
A.J: but you promised me that I will get alot of nice children to adapt.
Suddenly one buffalo ran towards Jolie as she was in mini skirts and almost nothing on the the top.Joile ran and ran and fall at last in the arms of Lalu.
Lalu:Ahaaaaa!!! yahi toh hamara chaal tha(that was my strategy) Jolieji now I will give you as many child as you want Oh,Aha,come closer more more.......

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Mere Bhaio Aur Bhano(My Brother&Sisters)

Sonia Gandhi went for public rally on the eve of election campaign.
S.G:Mere bhaio aur bhano.....mere bhaio aur bhano.....mere bhaio aur bhano...mere bhaio aur bhano.....(My brother and sisters)
As she completed her speech and saw the audience she become aghast,surprised and dumbfounded that not a single man were awake instead all were asleep as they listened some kind of song . (Political Play)
Sonia's speech writer:somehow,he awoke and run towards soniaji and asked what kind of speech you have given?I told you read those lines which are underlined in red.
S.G:But I have done so.I read which were underlined in red.
Speech Writer:snatched that paper from her hand and found Uffff! Soniaji,you brought the exercise copy of Hindi writing where you practice how to write Hindi!!!!!!!!!!
S.G:Whatttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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